Indian Laughter Therapy

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Swati: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Swati . _____________________________________________________
Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL! _____________________________________________________
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED". _____________________________________________________
Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!" ______________________________________________________
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!! ______________________________________________________
Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches. ______________________________________________________
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!! _________________________________________________________
A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ....this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!" _________________________________________________________
American says " In America, marriages can happen with Emails...." Sardarji "In India, marriages happen with fe-mails...!!!" _________________________________________________________
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating..!!! _________________________________________________________
Nurse - "Congrats.. Sardarji...You have become a Father...." Sardarji - " Don't tell my wife yet.... I want to surprise her..!" _________________________________________________________
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist" ________________________________________________________
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai ________________________________________________________
Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase? Not even one match is burning.
Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying... ________________________________________________________
Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost ! ________________________________________________________
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.... ________________________________________________________
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai Rabridevi ka laloo prasad ________________________________________________________
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today....... Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....digging for more. ________________________________________________________
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!