Saturday, May 16, 2009

Fire Alarm


Recession Blues :-)

How to find the gender of a fly?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' ! She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'


He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone